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O shit. Totally forgot tomorrow is the end of the world. Must of slipped my mind. Dam:P
God has the opportunity tomorrow to play the greatest practical joke of all time if she takes everyone but leaves Kirk Cameron. #rapture
And with the first overall pic of the Rapture Draft, God selects...Macho Man Randy Savage. Ooohhhh yeeaaahhhhhh
Oh noooo its starting to wear off.. ! I have numb face level of drunkness but now starting to get snoozy
"Party like a rockstar" isn't acceptable anymore. U party like Charlie Sheen, or u dont party at all.
Avoiding bill collectors ? RT @DreSmithJr: Huh? RT @DaRealMP229: I'm be pissed if the world dont end tomorrowā€¯
How the world gon end tomorrow and they got the 7 day forecast for next week lls
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