WTF Statuses

Poor alcohol. It gets blamed for everything.

I saw a guy today at Starbucks. He had no smartphone, tablet or laptop. He just sat there drinking his coffee. Like a psychopath.

If you can say "I made six figures last year," you either have a well paying job or you're the worst employee at a toy factory

It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

I think my dentist, Jennifer has fillings for me.

I wish my car was fueled by my lack of desire to go to work.

We're in for such a cold winter this year that the squirrels are collecting more "nuts" than usual and so far 3 of my neighbors have disappeared..... Are you all OK?