Jon
My retirement plan is just $1,000 & a plane ticket to wherever these kids are living on 15 cents a day.
The male version of a tramp stamp should be called a douche tag.
Xyuppi
I was super lazy today. Which is like normal lazy but I'm also wearing a cape.
Xyuppi
A trail of clothes leading to my bedroom means that I dropped them on the way from the dryer
Cyberbilly
I don't like to make plans too far in advance because then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
Jon
Seriously contemplating remarrying my ex wife, but I'm pretty sure she'll figure out that I'm just after my money
Xyuppi
Vegetables are a must on my diet. I am eating Carrot cake, Zucchini bread and Pumpkin pie.