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Xyuppi
Of course the Pilgrims had a lot to be thankful for, all their in-laws were back in Europe.
Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.
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Xyuppi
New study says you will believe anything that starts off with "new study says."
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Xyuppi
I just realized that if we drink enough wine, the adult's table will become the kid's table.
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see once per year. And then discover once a year is way too often.
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Xyuppi
If my week was a YouTube video, Monday would be that crappy ad that doesn't let you skip.
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Xyuppi
Why can you wear a hoodie every day of the year & nobody cares but if you wear a shirt twice in a week you're suddenly homeless?
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