It's amazing the things I can remember when I don't need to remember anything.
You autocomplete me. Let's duck.
It's not easy being a parent these days. Texting in all caps just doesn't have the same impact as good, old fashioned yelling.
Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
Xyuppi
I'm really glad chicken breast don't have nipples. That would be very disturbing.
Xyuppi
VW have got into trouble for falsifying data, apparently this is not the first time the Germans have been found guilty of lying about gas emissions.
Xyuppi
I'm beginning to think they invented the wireless mouse just so there was one less thing to use to hang yourself with at work.