Xyuppi
While everyone's been watching the Presidential debate, I switched all my neighbors' political yard signs.
Xyuppi
You can catch flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly!
Novell
At this point in life, my greatest chance of having a threesome will be sex with a schizophrenic.
Novell
My boss really hates that I shortened his name to Dick.... Especially since his name is Steve
Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting.
How do I like my eggs? In a cake...
Xyuppi
To err is human...To arr! is pirate