There are over 1,000 billionaires alive today and not one of those losers has decided to become batman.
Next time you go to the bank and they ask you if you'd like large bills, just look at them dead serious and say "No, normal size ones if you don't mind."
Cyberbilly
When I think of you I touch myself. On my temples. You give me a migraine.
Xyuppi
Jared began and ended his Subway career trying to get into smaller and smaller pants.
Getting another set of teeth would be much more useful at age 60 than age 6.
Picking a checkout line at Walmart is the new Russian roulette.
Andrew Cooper
If someone says they’re gonna open up a can of whoop ass, that means someone out there is canning whoop ass…I’d be more afraid of that second guy.