I just want to find that special somebody to stare at my phone with.
Somedays I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
Fish out of water is a strange phrase because it's almost never used to describe someone dying.
Sometimes I just want to go where all the missing socks go.
If we elect Donald Trump president, there will be hell toupee.
I want my children to be independent headstrong people. Just not while I'm raising them.
Push yourself. Do 15 push-ups instead of 10. Run 3 miles instead of 2. Eat an entire cake instead of juse one piece. Burn your ex's house down. I believe in you!