Saying that your company has been in business since the 1800's isn't a selling point. Slavery existed then too...
I either read for 14 hours straight or don't read for 5 months. There is no in between.
Searching Netflix is almost more of an activity than watching a movie on Netflix.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.
Mall kiosk employees are basically human pop up ads.
I've burned my mouth while eating a slice of pizza so, yes, I do know what it's like when a loved one betrays you.
After 20 years of marriage, my wife still makes me smile. At least for the pictures...