The scroll to find my birth year on websites is getting uncomfortably long.
I bet giraffes don't even know what farts smell like.
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life?
Before I got married I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge
Novell
I must be getting older because, as I was plugging my phone into the charger, I didn't IMMEDIATELY think about sex.
Novell
The point of no return sounds like a fun vacation spot.
Cyberbilly
I'm not saying I hate you, but I'd unplug your life support to charge my phone.