Ladies , if u have a mustache … u should have no sort of lip ring , tongue ring , or any kinda accessory that causes attention.
My Pizza Lunchables won’t fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
This is part your fault too. Don’t tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
LD Welsh leader says she “regret[s] that some of those typos have managed to sneak…through” << just some? Which typos is she happy with?
I can do this no sex thing forever if I have to
Friend texted me and asked “what does IDK stand for?” I said “I dont know” she replied “OMG! nobody does!”
Every time a sexy woman jumps out of a giant cake there is at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined.