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If we're in a situation where I am the "voice of reason," then we are in a very very bad situation.
Ironically the only way I'd watch the 50 Shades of Grey movie is if you tied me to a chair and forced me to.
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A good lawyer knows the law. An excellent one knows the judge.
What a boring fight. "I ordered a fight on pay-per-view and got Dancing With The Stars."
I don't always look things up on my phone, but when I do it's to prove people wrong.
I wonder how long it will take this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
Who decided to call them conjugal visits instead of guilty pleasures?
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