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#12387
Novell
Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake it becomes a muffin.
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#12388
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5 out of 6 people enjoy playing Russian roulette.
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#12389
A bee will knowingly risk its own life just to cause you a little pain. I can totally relate to that feeling.
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#12390
7 years ago to this day, I swallowed my gum and broke a mirror, so as you might imagine, this is a pretty big day for me.
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#12391
I learned all my dance moves from the paternity test episodes of Maury.
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#12392
Considering that dogs pee to mark territory, they probably think humans are constantly battling over who gets to claim the toilet.
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#12393
At my age, I don't take naps outdoors. People start breaking out the shovels.
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