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I’m pretty sure my dogs only sit in the window and watch me leave so they know when it is safe to sit on the couch.
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Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
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Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's cup of tea.
I always dress up when I try to cook. The odds of me starting a fire are pretty high and I want to make sure I look good for the firemen.
I wonder if Auto Correct and Spell Check get together behind our backs and talk about what idiots we are.
Just watched the new Star war trailer. My father has it, I have it, my sister has it and you have it too. To me it sounds more like a herpes commercial.