Some guy is so intent on spoiling Game of Thrones that he actually wrote a series of novels just to tell you what was gonna happen!
Novell
I used to think I was a man of vision. Now i'm pretty sure they're hallucinations.
The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it.
"Taking candy from a baby" would actually be a responsible thing to do.
Getting back with an ex is like using the same piece of toilet paper twice...
Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
My least favorite part of working customer service is "customer."