If I'm ever on life support, unplug me. Then plug me back in and see if that works.
Robert Zunick
Apple’s iPhone is the reason I didn’t feel the need to carry around a watch anymore. Now they want me to buy a watch.
Novell
I'm not saying I'm old but all my candy dishes are filled with Tums
Novell
I bet it’s called Almond Milk, because no one would buy Nut Juice.
Robert Zunick
I would really love to see two mimes arguing.
Robert Zunick
A group of mistakes is called a life.
If your name is on the building, you’re rich. if your name is on your desk, you’re middle-class. if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor.