I treat people exactly how I want to be treated. I leave them alone.
If I was Miley Cyrus' grandma, I'd demand everyone refer to me as "Granna Montana".
Pinatas are a great way to teach children that if you repeatedly beat something with a stick, eventually you’ll get what you want.
Cyberbilly
This is the only comment you should be leaving on porn sites: "Why are you doing this? Please come home. Your mother and I are heartbroken."
I wonder if I'd love my step ladder more if it were my real ladder.
Novell
Carrots are a great thing to eat when you are hungry and want to stay that way.
I'm going to start tackling random guys in football jerseys saying "look how he's dressed. He was asking for it!"