If swimming is great exercise, explain whales to me.
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
There's always cake to celebrate happy moments, but I really think cake would do better during the bad times. Got fired? Have a cake.
Novell
Please keep me in your thoughts and prayers. Nothing bad has happened, but I’m trying to be proactive.
Me: Dad, I'm gay. Dad: What? I can't believe I'm just finding out now! Me: I know. I just found out too. Someone on the internet told me.
Sorry, trees, but I grab 15 extra napkins I don’t actually need every single time I eat out anywhere.