Robert Ryder
The bottle of Pepto Bismol say’s 4 out of every 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one of them enjoys it?
Novell
I wish my car had two horns. One for “thank you” and one for “I hate you”
Robert Ryder
I was ridding a horse yesterday & got thrown off; I thought I was going to die. Thank goodness the Wal-Mart greeter saw what happened & ran over to unplug it...
If you ever go camping be sure to bring along someone who has a good camera and can take good pictures. Bigfoot obviously avoids people like this.
Novell
Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn’t doing his part of the chores around here.
Novell
Buying an airline ticket is like paying shipping and handling for yourself
Novell
Wine with crackers and cheese is basically just the classy version of beer and nachos..