WTF Statuses

I'm writing a funny book. should i call it "The Lone Ranger goes to Canada" or "On To Toronto Tonto"?

I bought a car so old that it doesn't have dents, it has wrinkles.

When crossword lovers die they bury them 6 down and 3 across.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

This is the third time someone in Liam Neeson’s family has been abducted, they really need to stop leaving the house.

I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make 1 wool sweater. I didn't even know they knew how to knit.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know...