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I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.
Police should wear red and blue light up shoes for when they have to chase someone on foot.
If I were invisible I'd go to Paris and beat up a street mime...the applause he would get would be incredible
Most teenagers pull their phones out of their pockets to check the time. We are reverting to the era of pocket watches.
Take the high road. There's less traffic.
Some people should come with subtitles.
Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes.
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