Robots have been stealing jobs from people for years. Just ask the old house band from Chuck E Cheese.
I'm not sure what shocked my mailman more, the fact that I came to the door completely naked, or the fact that I knew where he lived.
ZYuppi
Nothing changes a Facebook relationship status faster than a weekend full of tagged photos.
Xyuppi
Don’t ever let someone tell you how many ounces of wine in a glass. You measure that shit with your heart.
ZYuppi
If your hands don’t look like you just delivered a baby after eating ribs, you just didn't eat them right.
Xyuppi
I hate when Wal-Mart doesn’t have what I need and I have to go home, change out my pajamas, take a shower and go to Target.
Funny how just before the Coronavirus I was like "I can't believe gas is a $I 99" And now I'm like "I can't believe gas is a $1.99" but have totally two different meanings.