Novell
20 years from now, some adults are going to say they grew up on the “bad part of town,” meaning there was no 4G in that area.
Novell
Best of luck explaining why you’re still single at Thanksgiving and Charles Manson isn’t
Tattoo artists should have built-in spell check.
Bacon: low-carb and gluten-free. I think I just found the staple to my next diet.
Novell
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood by her hands. For instance, if they are holding a gun she's probably angry.
Cyberbilly
Sorry. I'm just now seeing your text from last night. Do you still need that EpiPen?
Cyberbilly
I woke up screaming this morning. Then I had to apologize to everyone in the staff meeting.