You call it beef jerky. I prefer the term "cow raisins"
Without coffee, I’m just a really tall 2 year old.
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel crossing the street.
If you have a dog grooming business and didn't name it "Doggie Style" then something is seriously wrong with you.
No you were not. You were not "just sayin'"
How do they even grow a boneless chicken?
I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning.