Novell
My doctor told me I was actually shrinking. I said tell me what that means. He said I'd have to be a little patient.
Never trust a girl who doesn't fart. You never know what else she's holding back from you.
69% of people find something dirty in everything they read.
I have no words to describe this day. I do however have a number of obscene gestures that'd work.
Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
Maybe people don't put free cats in boxes on the side of the road, they just put out an empty box and all the stray cats in the area just sit in it.
I just don’t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.