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USB sounds like a backup in case the USA fails.
I feel like it's a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG.
If I was Columbia Drug Lord. I'd dye the cocaine black then fill printer toner cartridges with it. I could charge double for toner vs charging for just cocaine. Would be legal too!
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K-Mart announced they will close 108 stores putting 16 cashiers out of work.
If I could move things by telekinesis I'd squeeze people's insides and make them fart.
Maroon is just navy red.
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Never make an arm wrestle bet with a guy who has been single for longer than 6 months.
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