Novell
The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa
Novell
I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes
Nicholas Eck
Naked yoga in the backyard is the best way to get the neighbors to pay for that privacy fence.
Novell
Taking back your ex is like buying your crap back from your own garage sale
Novell
You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
Novell
Without a doubt, the cashew is my favorite nut that sounds like a sneeze.
Novell
Face tattoos are like regular tattoos except face ones let everyone know you’d rather not have a job where you pay taxes.