I want to delete a bunch statuses, so if you guys could just message me your passwords that'd be great.
I've been running as fast as I can, but I still can't catch my breath.
This is my 'serious' account. My Bank account is the 'joke' one.
At hotels, you can either take a helicopter tour of the city or drink the bottle of water on the table. They cost the same.
Novell
When people ask me what I did over the weekend, I always squint and respond “Why, what did you hear?
Our office just got a new conference table. It sleeps 20.
There is no better indication of how drunk you are than how loudly you declare that you're not.