In the word "scent" is it the s that is silent or the c?
Amigo
I’m opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint. I really think my “Whites Only!” restaurant idea will be a hit!
I heard Chipotle is offering a new Ravens burrito. It has everything on it but Rice.
If you lose your shoe at the end of the night, you’re not Cinderella. You’re probably just drunk.
Deadliest Catch and Jersey Shore - two reality tv shows about catching crabs
Note to friends... next time your significant other asks what's on TV, don't say dust.
Amigo
I told my psychiatrist that I've been hearing voices. He told me that I don't have a psychiatrist.