Cyberbilly
If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
Robert Zunick
At the end of the day, life should ask us, ‘Do you want to save the changes?’
I wish real life had as many ejection seats as cartoons.
If you want to keep a secret from me, put it inside a Facebook event invitation.
I have been in parks less shady than you.
Amigo
I’m not sure how many problems I have because math is one of them.
Amigo
Press 1 for someone who probably learned English last year but is going to try and communicate effectively with you anyway