If you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would pretty much be the greatest thing ever.
I'm convinced that one day we'll look back on this and deny everything.
Guy Fieri is the human equivalent of caps lock.
I am undefeated in the arguments I have with people in my head.
Cyberbilly
Most friends with benefits have such high deductibles that you'll always be paying way too much out of pocket.
Cyberbilly
Nasty bumper sticker: My kid knocked up your honor student.
Spoon had a gleam that just made fork swoon. Spoon wooed fork 'neath a bright autumn moon. Stork brought them spork in the middle of June.