Amigo
Don’t you wish some people would start using a glue stick instead of lipstick?
Amigo
The sign said “WET PAINT” so I emptied my Dasani water bottle on it. I’m currently waiting on further instructions.
I don’t mean to interrupt people. I just randomly remember things and get really excited.
Electric hand dryers are great for when you want to just give up and wipe your hands on your pants.
Amigo
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you like to do for fun.
Amigo
Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
Cyberbilly
This getting older thing really sucks. These days my eyes are so bad I have to buy the Large Print edition of Alphabet Soup.