Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
rob willmott
I don’t give my money to homeless people because I believe I’m going to buy booze with it
Sex-ed classes in school should just be listening to a baby cry for six straight hours while watching the same cartoon on repeat.
Mondays should start at noon.
I'm a beer enthusiast. The more beer I drink, the more enthusiastic I become.
Amigo
We can talk to astronauts in space perfectly fine, but we lose cell phone reception EVERYWHERE!
Amigo
I take the time every night to read Facebook statuses to my children as part of my stay in school campaign.