Amigo
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does
Cyberbilly
When you are dead, you don't know you are dead but other people do. It's the same when you are stupid.
Cyberbilly
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
My computer asked me to choose a password with eight characters. I chose Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.
Video games are awesome because they let you try out amazing fantasies. For example, in The Sims, I'm able to have both a job and a house!
As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called "Identity Theft".
Abbreviation is an unnecessarily long word.