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#6446
My wife must be a history buff because she just loves bringing up old crap.
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#6447
I add "Drink Beer" to my weekend to-do list so I know I'll at least get one thing done.
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#6448
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
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#6449
Amigo
Happy Mothers Day. Thanks for the womb and board.
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#6450
If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call.
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#6451
So Apple is gonna buy Beats by Dr. Dre... I guess "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" doesn't apply to technology?
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#6452
Aaron Powell
I'm always making misstakes.
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