I love you more than coffee, but not always before coffee.
I'm going to propose with a mood ring so I can easily see a measurement of how excited she really is.
Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
Harley Steele
You're so vain, I bet you think this post is about you.
"I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo" - Said no Juan ever
Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go.
I sometimes pee in the shower. My wife complains that it's only ok if I'm actually taking a shower.