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It's ok if you don't agree with me. I can't force you to be right.
I think the only girl I know that hasn't said "you're like a brother to me" is my sister.
I didn't see anyone important today, so I'll probably wear these same clothes tomorrow.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
Polygamy sounds like a great idea in theory, until you realize it multiplies the number of your in-laws.
I didn't sleep well last night so this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I got half way to work before I realized I forgot my car.
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