If boys screamed at girl bands the way girls scream at boy bands it would be terrifying and hilarious
Deaf people don't have safe words, they use stop signs.
Xyuppi
A handshake means something completely different to a cannibal.
Florida
A guy at Kroger asked me if I know where Engagement, Ohio is. I said it's between Dayton and Marion.
Xyuppi
I’m gonna ask my mom if that offer to slap me into the next year still on the table.
Anyone else feel like Halloween is unnecessary this year? I mean I’ve been wearing a mask and eating candy for the last seven months. I don’t think I need a day dedicated to it anymore.
Xyuppi
One teacher can change your whole life. Like the one that knocked up my cousin.