Who cares how I got inside your house. What matters is that we're together now.
Xyuppi
I was woken up again last night by the bulimic girl next door. I banged on the wall and shouted, "For God's sake, keep it down!"
The last time I went to a nude beach I got a ticket. The officer said I was applying my sunscreen...Too Fast.
I’m supporting our troops today by going commando.
If a vampire put a mirror in one side of a pair of glasses, they could see 360 degrees at one time.
King: How many volunteers do we have for my evil army? Squire: 384 my liege K: Ok, round them up S: 400 my liege.
On the bright side, package theft is down 98% in Austin Texas.