Robert Zunick
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Robert Zunick
Facebook should launch it's own law enforcement. Grammar Police: To Correct and Serve!
If Frozen doesn’t win an Oscar for best original song I don’t think I'll be able to... *puts on sunglasses* Let It Go.
Illinois law covers murder in chapter 720. Seems like that should of came up a little earlier than chapter 720 when writing laws "ok, that makes 719, what's next...oh yeah, murder, that should be illegal"....
It's so cold outside I just saw Richard Simmons wearing pants.
Plastic surgeons are the only people that actually encourage you to pick your nose.
When one door closes another one opens. Apparently I really need to get my car fixed...