The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.
Robert Zunick
I don’t like being told what to do…unless I’m naked.
Xyuppi
The cable company told me they would send a guy out and I need to be home between the hours of 1:00 PM and 2017.
By Ice Cube's standards, every single day in my life has been good so far.
I like boobs so much, I started growing them myself.
Xyuppi
I hope I never get to the age when my body can forecast the weather.
I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite and it's straight to the ER for me.