Can a deaf person sign "music to my ears?"
Few things in life are more pleasurable than turning off the lights in a public bathroom while people are still inside.
I’m a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity.
The ¿ was going to be used to denote irony or sarcasm. Let’s make it happen! This will be easy¿
The first person who discovered how to make popcorn must have been like "WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!"
I just discovered my cootie shot was actually a placebo. Feeling like Typhoid Mary now...
You're the type of person who didn't rewind the Blockbuster VHS...