Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture of myself to everyone in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost a fortune in stamps.
First rule of Thesaurus Club. You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
What do you get when you mix a rhetorical question and a joke?
I like how the kids in E.T. keep pedaling the whole time they're on the flying bikes. Just in case.
You gotta hand it to blind prostitutes
I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
Amigo
Facebook game requests are like the Jehovah's witnesses of the internet.