If you don't pay your exorcist on time you might get repossessed.
Squirrels are just rats with cuter outfits.
Plot Twist: the extreme cold in America is actually just Disney’s advertising campaign for Frozen.
I'll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
It's not a birthing video. It's bornography.
It's not the torch she carries for me that has me worried, it's the gas can in her other hand.
I keep forgetting how bad my memory has become..