When all else fails, admit I was right.
You are the reason why I bite the heads off teddy grams!
I bought the required textbook for class, but that was only after I found out the final exam was open book.
Some guy parked his car taking 3 spaces. I wanted to leave him a note, but all I had was my key.
Cyberbilly
"Don't worry! I won't kill you!" is not a good pickup line when you meet a woman while jogging.
I got gas yesterday for $1.39! too bad it was only from taco bell.
I have, a really beautiful body, under my floor boards...