I'm gonna start a band called the "Sigmund Freuds". The drummer is gonna have phallic cymbals.
I wonder if birds look at planes and think "man, I've really got to hit the gym"
Gift cards: The best way to say "Here, you figure it out..."
Home Alone 4: How Does This Keep Happening? Child Protective Services is Going to Take Your Son From You!
Cyberbilly
If one of Santa's helpers takes a picture of himself in the mirror, is it an Elfie?
The day Facebook shows how many times we have viewed someone's profile we are all screwed!
If weed is ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...