I was addicted to the Hokey-Pokey but I turned myself around.
Do I have to wake up? I just woke up yesterday.
Free speech my ass. This cell phone bill is outrageous!
If I'm on IMDB, I'm probably settling an argument.
Behind every great man is a great woman and a couple other great people wishing he'd just order something
Amigo
I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough, you start to get mad at turkeys. There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami. Someone needs to tell the turkey, ‘man, just be yourself.
Amigo
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.