I imagine death will be like sleeping but without my toddler kneeing me in the back.
I think the discovery channel should be on a different channel every day.
"Half a Dozen", because saying "six" was just too difficult.
People say I'm too condescending (that means I talk down to people).
I'm trying to give up sexual innuendos, but it's so hard...
Dear person reading this, just want you to know that someone cares about you. It's not me, but I'm sure someone does...
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.