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I don’t care if it’s 4 A.M. I don’t consider it “tomorrow” until I wake up.
How do they tell if Facebook employees are procrastinating?
It's hard to trust people. Even the blind prefer to be guided by dogs.
My therapist just offered me my money back.
If you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin. Muffins are considered a healthy breakfast.
I wonder if anyone has watched Storage Wars and been like "Hey, that's my stuff!"
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
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