You don't know broke until you've rinsed off a paper plate.
Thank God I have the newest, fastest iPhone so I can mindlessly check the same three apps 5000 times a day.
How long does it take to shoot an apple off someone's head with a bow and arrow? Time Will Tell.
Miracle Whip is a bit of an exaggeration if you ask me.
You think you have a tough job? I clean the windows on automatic doors.
If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Monday.
The people who whine about cell phones don't remember how much pointless staring at people there was in the 1990s.